Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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