Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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