we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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