So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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