she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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