I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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