It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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