youre lurking in front of me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
