Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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