I want to have your abortion
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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