covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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