She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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