i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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