Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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