ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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