Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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