Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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