so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
