i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I understand Curling. That high.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We are all done wearing pants today
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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