I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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