im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ladies don't puke and tell
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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