Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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