theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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