When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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