well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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