i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
