The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Life without a bra equals bliss.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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