is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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