And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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