So drunk its hurt
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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