Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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