she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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