idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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