these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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