My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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