Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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