Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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