D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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