Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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