i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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