I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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