this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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