haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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