we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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