just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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