i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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