Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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