You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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