How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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