you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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