i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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