awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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