And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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