remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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