I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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