People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Gay?
German.
Pity.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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