): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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