So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Quick, to the slutcave!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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