I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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